How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
We are two peas in an std pod
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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