I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
only you would photoshop your dick
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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