sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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