Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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