We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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