they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
wow bdsm is so cute
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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