What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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