yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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