After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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