whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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