i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
cat food counts as protein by the way
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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