I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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