Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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