So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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