that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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