She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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