it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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