I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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