I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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