we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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