For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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