I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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