im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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