I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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