Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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