we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
P.S. I can't hear my feet
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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