Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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