Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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