they need to just BURY HIM!
ugly people sure do ruin things
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I supernannyed him into submission
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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