maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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