I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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