So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
It's just like the Real World with babies
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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