New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Two words: blizzard sex
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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