I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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