The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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