just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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