from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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