Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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