i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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