i don't like sucking hair
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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