Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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