did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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