i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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