your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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