For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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