can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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