So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
the gays at disneyland are vicious
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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