Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
