It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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