got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Slut skills are useful in every country.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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