dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
We’re leaving where are you
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